is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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