Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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