Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
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She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
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Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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