and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
