did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
tell me about the fingering
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