so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
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If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
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I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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