would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
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After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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