I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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