I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
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I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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