he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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