im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
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Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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