But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Randomize
