Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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