was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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