So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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