Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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