Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
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Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
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Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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