Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
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No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
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How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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