But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
false alarm. still invincible.
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Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
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When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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