Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I could fuck to npr.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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