I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
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Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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