i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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