dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
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I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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