I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Randomize
