he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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