i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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