How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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