If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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