My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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