oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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