I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
