bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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