my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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