let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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