Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
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At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
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I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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