Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
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guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
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Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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