Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
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You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
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