and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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