i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i think i have herpe
just one?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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