Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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