this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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