I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
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Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
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