But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
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you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
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Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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