Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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