We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Boobs are out for the taking
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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