as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
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I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
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Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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