the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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