VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I wish you could order shots online.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
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He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
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Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
is it fun? or sober?
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