i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Randomize
