absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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