the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I have tasted many bathrooms
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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