we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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