He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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