i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
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Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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