I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
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Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
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I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
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He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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