i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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