Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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