i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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